If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Some people are like clouds. When they go away, its a brighter day.

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

They say - dont try this at home - so Im coming over to your house to try it.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they ll start using it.

Never let your best friends get lonely... keep disturbing them.

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

As your best friend I ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

If youre hotter than me, then that means Im cooler than you.

Dont know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and theyll show up quickly.

Seeing a spider in my room isnt scary. Its scary when it disappears.

A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

I made a huge to do list for today. I just cant figure out whos going to do it.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

At night, I cant fall asleep. In the morning, I cant get up.

If we shouldnt eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

That moment when theres a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I dont give out free samples.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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